Don’t ever talk to me about musicals ever because my responses go from “Meh” all the way up to “I CAN AND WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY PERFORM THE ENTIRE THING START-TO-FINISH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET DO NOT DOUBT ME I’LL DO IT”
Live your life like a Stephen Sondheim musical- Strong, Poignant, and with at least one cameo by Bernadette Peters
Broadway musicals have ruined my life in the best way possible
Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around.
Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.
Seeing a Broadway show: This is the greatest day of my life!
When the show ends: I’ll never be happy again
Seeing a Broadway show: I did not live until today
When the show ends: How can I live when we are parted?
Everyone: Gabe no
Gabriel: gaBE YES